Pat Mustard Costume

Pat Mustard Costume
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Pat Mustard Costume

 

This mischevious Father Ted character includes Pat Mustard Coat, Gold medallion and his matching milkman cap.

 

One size standard.

 

Pat was a colourful character from the TV series Father Ted. He was played by famous actor Pat Laffan.

 

Pat Mustard was born in 1938, his most distinguishing features were his spiky grey hair, shredded wheat coloured moustache, sideburns and gold jewellery.

 

 

Pat worked as the local milkman working for the Craggy Island Creamery. Pat was a sleazy, sex crazed maniac who slept with the women he delivered the milk to every morning.He also had several bumper stickers on his milk float such as "Young Banger" and "Milkmen Do It On Your Doorstep."Pat Mustard delivered milk to the parochial house and was Mrs. Doyle's love interest, who even volunteered to look after Pat's giant wrench.Pat told her several fibs about being a swimming instructor, a soldier in Vietnam, a former Mr. Universe and teaching Elvis Presley how to play karate.Mrs Doyle believed every word he said!

 

 

Mrs. Doyle said she was low on milk and kept on using lots of milk in Ted's tea so Pat Mustard would come more often.After Ted looked at some photographs of babies that him and Dougal had judged during a baby competition, they noticed that their hairiness bared a striking resemblance to bold Pat.

 

Father Ted confronted Pat about this, but the milkman told him that he would have to get up very early in the morning to catch him. Ted did just that and after showing some photos of Pat's behavior to his boss Mr. Fox, Pat was sacked and Dougal took his place.To exact revenge, Pat Mustard placed a bomb on the milk float and phoned Ted telling him that when Dougal drove over 4 miles an hour, the bomb would be armed, but would go off if he went under 4 miles an hour and kill him.

 

 

Ted in his panic forgot to hang up the phone, leaving Pat still calling him from a phone booth. After Ted safely removed Dougal from the milk float with help of a brick, it continued on its way into the direction of where Pat was still in the phone booth, laughing evilly. After the milk float crashed into the phone booth, the bomb went off and killed Pat with the sound of the explosion echoing all the way to the North Pole.

 

 

After Pat's death, a heartbroken Mrs. Doyle goes over to her mantle piece in the kitchen that has several pictures of Pat, candles in milk bottles and his giant wrench hanging on the wall. She sadly takes it all down and puts them in a box, presumably to bury them.Later when Ted is putting out the garbage, the brick that saved Dougal comes down from the sky and hits him with one of Pat's bumper stickers, that says "Shit Happens".

 

 

The End!

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Pat Mustard Costume

 

This mischevious Father Ted character includes Pat Mustard Coat, Gold medallion and his matching milkman cap.

 

One size standard.

 

Pat was a colourful character from the TV series Father Ted. He was played by famous actor Pat Laffan.

 

Pat Mustard was born in 1938, his most distinguishing features were his spiky grey hair, shredded wheat coloured moustache, sideburns and gold jewellery.

 

 

Pat worked as the local milkman working for the Craggy Island Creamery. Pat was a sleazy, sex crazed maniac who slept with the women he delivered the milk to every morning.He also had several bumper stickers on his milk float such as "Young Banger" and "Milkmen Do It On Your Doorstep."Pat Mustard delivered milk to the parochial house and was Mrs. Doyle's love interest, who even volunteered to look after Pat's giant wrench.Pat told her several fibs about being a swimming instructor, a soldier in Vietnam, a former Mr. Universe and teaching Elvis Presley how to play karate.Mrs Doyle believed every word he said!

 

 

Mrs. Doyle said she was low on milk and kept on using lots of milk in Ted's tea so Pat Mustard would come more often.After Ted looked at some photographs of babies that him and Dougal had judged during a baby competition, they noticed that their hairiness bared a striking resemblance to bold Pat.

 

Father Ted confronted Pat about this, but the milkman told him that he would have to get up very early in the morning to catch him. Ted did just that and after showing some photos of Pat's behavior to his boss Mr. Fox, Pat was sacked and Dougal took his place.To exact revenge, Pat Mustard placed a bomb on the milk float and phoned Ted telling him that when Dougal drove over 4 miles an hour, the bomb would be armed, but would go off if he went under 4 miles an hour and kill him.

 

 

Ted in his panic forgot to hang up the phone, leaving Pat still calling him from a phone booth. After Ted safely removed Dougal from the milk float with help of a brick, it continued on its way into the direction of where Pat was still in the phone booth, laughing evilly. After the milk float crashed into the phone booth, the bomb went off and killed Pat with the sound of the explosion echoing all the way to the North Pole.

 

 

After Pat's death, a heartbroken Mrs. Doyle goes over to her mantle piece in the kitchen that has several pictures of Pat, candles in milk bottles and his giant wrench hanging on the wall. She sadly takes it all down and puts them in a box, presumably to bury them.Later when Ted is putting out the garbage, the brick that saved Dougal comes down from the sky and hits him with one of Pat's bumper stickers, that says "Shit Happens".

 

 

The End!

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Pat Mustard Costume

 

This mischevious Father Ted character includes Pat Mustard Coat, Gold medallion and his matching milkman cap.

 

One size standard.

 

Pat was a colourful character from the TV series Father Ted. He was played by famous actor Pat Laffan.

 

Pat Mustard was born in 1938, his most distinguishing features were his spiky grey hair, shredded wheat coloured moustache, sideburns and gold jewellery.

 

 

Pat worked as the local milkman working for the Craggy Island Creamery. Pat was a sleazy, sex crazed maniac who slept with the women he delivered the milk to every morning.He also had several bumper stickers on his milk float such as "Young Banger" and "Milkmen Do It On Your Doorstep."Pat Mustard delivered milk to the parochial house and was Mrs. Doyle's love interest, who even volunteered to look after Pat's giant wrench.Pat told her several fibs about being a swimming instructor, a soldier in Vietnam, a former Mr. Universe and teaching Elvis Presley how to play karate.Mrs Doyle believed every word he said!

 

 

Mrs. Doyle said she was low on milk and kept on using lots of milk in Ted's tea so Pat Mustard would come more often.After Ted looked at some photographs of babies that him and Dougal had judged during a baby competition, they noticed that their hairiness bared a striking resemblance to bold Pat.

 

Father Ted confronted Pat about this, but the milkman told him that he would have to get up very early in the morning to catch him. Ted did just that and after showing some photos of Pat's behavior to his boss Mr. Fox, Pat was sacked and Dougal took his place.To exact revenge, Pat Mustard placed a bomb on the milk float and phoned Ted telling him that when Dougal drove over 4 miles an hour, the bomb would be armed, but would go off if he went under 4 miles an hour and kill him.

 

 

Ted in his panic forgot to hang up the phone, leaving Pat still calling him from a phone booth. After Ted safely removed Dougal from the milk float with help of a brick, it continued on its way into the direction of where Pat was still in the phone booth, laughing evilly. After the milk float crashed into the phone booth, the bomb went off and killed Pat with the sound of the explosion echoing all the way to the North Pole.

 

 

After Pat's death, a heartbroken Mrs. Doyle goes over to her mantle piece in the kitchen that has several pictures of Pat, candles in milk bottles and his giant wrench hanging on the wall. She sadly takes it all down and puts them in a box, presumably to bury them.Later when Ted is putting out the garbage, the brick that saved Dougal comes down from the sky and hits him with one of Pat's bumper stickers, that says "Shit Happens".

 

 

The End!

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